PRESS MORE FOR LYRIC [Aliens talking] Welcome to the show and tell convention on Mars Do anybody have something to show or… tell? [Devin The Dude as Zeldar talking] I’m Zeldar, from the planet Beldar Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn I was on my way home one day when thrown off pattern Landed on earth, no where to go… a hole in my megaboomp (hehehe) Landed in a field with green leafy trees… looked kind of odd to me So… I (sniff)) smoked it (sniff) [Devin The Dude as Zeldar] I took my stellcutter, cut it and smoked it and guess how I felt Very good, I took some for myself Back to my spaceship, I gave some it my family They say, “(Sniff, ahh) what you call this?” weed… (Stuttering) My name is Zeldar I’m from, from planet “Deldar” my name is Zeldar And we shop at WalMart I came back, just to grab me another fat sack of the Green leafy thing I found in the field Yea they call it kill I rolled into the hood I’m greeted, but it wasn’t all good I saw mixed people all kinds of colors and they looked at me like I was weird They call me queer I say, “No… My name is Zeldar, I’m from planet Beldar, my leader is Zeldar and we shop at Walmart” (Stuttering… ahhh) I have kids I don’t give them none of the green leafy stuff that I found in the field Cause it might do them harm, but I’m old enough So I cough and I puff on the Green leafy stuff I found in the field… yeah I call it kill “What’d you say your name was?” “My name is Zeldar”
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This song is literally a masterpiece of the modern times, it serves as an allegory to the modern youth yet also as warning of potential alien invasion should our chronic ever be discovered.
8 ppl don’t like aliens
happy hannukkah! time to light the candles…
i like this song
Toke up get blown!
@Salukiham420 shave ur head
weed haha im way to stoned
i need week i just ran im pissed anyone hook me up lol???
devinnn!!! classic
I don’t smoke but I love this..
thums up if u ever lost a job cuz of weed
is it just me or does ZELDAR look like a green CHris BOsh ..lol
is it just me or does this song seem twice as long and twice as awesome when your hella high
@Salukiham420 good news, took a different job…XD
This Is My Favorite Song
@0TaKO12 nah, every 1/3 inch of ur hair is 30 days I have read…so if my hair an inch long 90 days worth…but there is shampoo that helps. And no they aren’t bluffing, its a very respectable firm. Not gonna say what kind just for safety purposes
@Salukiham420 than whats quitting gna help if u get a hair test bro? that shit stay in ur hair fer years. seems to me like they bluffin, rite?
@0TaKO12 just killed a job interview and she told me I have 6 weeks basically till the hair test, i been chronically burnin for 4-5 yrs
@Salukiham420 why u quit?
wow i love this, i quit smoking tomorrow…i need strong will power…hope i dont drink too much
@J03B0RT thats what im doing rite now…
we shop at wal-mart
only a stoner would rap like a bakin’ alien named Zeldar lol i love this
Can’t count how many times i’ve seen tha Coughee Brotha D, I will die a happy man if he ever plays this at one of his shows….Look for me at a west coast coughee show holding the zeldar sign in one hand and a fat square in the other!!!!
hahahahahahhaahahha im lolerskating